politically incorrect humor - instructions found on sheet music.
I found these instructions on a some sheet music.
Quite humorous in a politically incorrect sort of way.
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... I couldn't find the text. Anyway, 1]it should be in Italian and 2]it should make it clear who is having the heart attack (the stabber the stabbee or the Tuba?) and 3]It's a tuba, this is normal.
Fare un suono attraverso la tuba come un epilettico che viene accoltellato pur avendo un attacco di cuore.
In reply to I tried pressing L but... by underquark
Why Italian?
Seems to me that German would suit that kind of instruction much better :)
Machen Geräusche durch Tuba wie ein Epileptiker während einer Herzattacke erstochen
Seems to me the gutturals enhance the instruction admirably :)
In reply to Why Italian? Seems to me that by ChurchOrganist
I can see both sides but my heart, on this day, says Italian.
A long time guitar player, I'm currently switching to keyboard. I wish to arrange this piece for solo piano:
http://www.findmyed.com/deathwaltz.php
I desperately need help...especially with the instruction: 'Saxes move downstage' (see the second system).
I see no saxophone part.
Anyone?
In reply to Humor vs Reality by Jm6stringer
Hmm - that's how sight reading always looks to me :)
In reply to Humor vs Reality by Jm6stringer
If you read under the title, you need to be a cro-magnon and be skinning something,
In reply to Humor vs Reality by Jm6stringer
What do you need a saxophone part for? The instructions simply say "Saxes move downstage" … nothing about the saxes being supposed to play any specific music anywhere. Are there any other questions about the piece?
I think you have accessed the wrong website. You appear to have linked to:
"http://www.findmyed.com/deathwaltz.php"
When you probably (for personal reasons that it would be impolitic to go into in depth here) meant:
"http://www.findmymeds.com/".
Anyway, a sax is an old English knife and you'll need it for when the penguins (ravenous from their imprisonment of indeterminate duration) attack later or maybe (if this is scored for UK brass band) it's the sopranos that you should be worrying about.
In reply to I think you have accessed the by underquark
Actually I suspect the most dangerous and menacing would be the Repiano :)
This product of an un-natural coupling between a Bechstein and a Pterodactyl should be avoided at all times.
I love crazy posts like Murray's one. And, I have to say, I love even more the crazy kind of answers he received! I'm still laughing so loud that I find it difficult to breathe. HELP ME! :)